Predicting baby’s gender

November 12, 2009

They said that the chinese calendar was supposedly found buried in a Royal Tomb about 700 years ago. It is said to be 4000 years old and 99% correct *total crap*. My first attempt to try those automatic/pre-programmed application was a failure. It all said that my first baby would be a girl and look what I got a running, hyper and can-drive-me-crazy baby boy.

So, I did some research during my oh-gosh-I-am-so-bored moments. The chinese calendar does the age and month calculation differently. They count the babies 1st month to 9 months in the tummy. So by the time the baby is born, he/she is a year old and leap years do count too. Month is also calculated differently as they are based on the lunar calendar (29.5 days). Our calendar is gregorian and theirs is chinarian heh! A baby born on December 24, 2009, for example, will be 2 years old on January 1, 2010, because it will have traversed 2 years 2009 and 2010, whereas its Gregorian age is one week. It get’s more complicated, it depends on when the chinese new year is so you can be a year or two older than your age.

..ok after researching while writing this, it proved too much for this puny brain. No matter how I try all the darn calculations, Caleb’s chinese prediction does not ring true! I used this and he came up as girl. I also use this to get my age and lunar month and use this chart. I even attempted to do my calculations silly as I am but all that gave me massive nose-bleed. Where is the 99% accuracy? Darn it, why am I torturing myself.

Good thing, I came to this site and I finally got it right! My age is supposedly 27 at time of conception, we supposedly fucked made love and made the little boy on April. Charting, it says I had a boy. Pretty darn correct! So, ergo when I’m planning to conceive I will use both calendars for double accuracy and other methods out there such as douching my vajayjay with a vinegar. Vinegar yuck.. might as well use Tuba (Visayan alcohol), at least hubby gets a dose of alcohol. Lol!

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